Despite its commonplace title, this is no ordinary story.

It is a story about you, specifically, truly.

It is a story about all that happened the moment you took your first breath, the cosmic spark that meant billions of aeons were now changed because you are, the cycle of living that would take you through many houses.

Houses filled to the brim, with your values, your drive, what makes you feel expansive, what makes you feel tethered to hardship, your truest self & your hidden parts.

Houses empty, only made for those passing through, shape-shifting energies, like a mist.

The energies that you can only sense as a reflection of all that you are not.

All of the houses in your birth chart, each of the 12 astrological archetypes within you, show how you are a reflection of the All, how your slice of consciousness could dance to the song of your heart, how that heart-led space needs you to be brave enough to admit when you’d like to hear a new story.

Your story is colored by the choices you make, things you prefer, difficulties overcome, & where parts of you died.

But it is yours, & even unfortunate situations are ultimately choices, too, even if the options are all unfavorable.

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How will you know, then, if this story is really about you?

In an age of having anything at the push of a button, for instant download on a screen, how will you know the story I craft is really for you?

Why would you come to the oracle, even ask them to conjure a tale, when you could have something instantly artificial instead?

I am not here to convince you of anything.

I am here to share my gifts for those who are ready & willing to take this leap with me.

This is for those who want all of their parts considered at once, not needing to parse out what it means to be a Gemini Rising, or Mercury in Pisces, or having an empty first house, an awkward list of disparate parts, wondering what all of those energies mean at once.

This is for those who have their charts memorized, who know it as a handful of planets & placements, holding them like instruments awaiting the conductor to guide the orchestra. Their song, your personal overture.

This is for those enraptured by poetry, of traveling storytellers in ancient times, who have wondered what it may be like to be the muse, the focus.

This is for those ready to be seen deeply, & be forever changed.

Become my muse.

Let me careful you a metaphor that only rings a frequency deep enough to awaken you to yourself.

A starting place, for an unexpected journey.

When you purchase this story, you will receive a PDF outlining the next steps, which includes a short survey, & further instructions to ensure this email correspondence goes as smoothly as possible.

The more detail you give to me, the more detail your story will have.

The more I know about that which it’s important to you, that area of life will have a much richer tale, a tapestry woven to encompass even more of you, from the thread of your inner knowing, of your own resonance.

Tell me what colors bring cinnamon starlight to your soul.
Tell me why you love that thing so much.
Please, describe your hyperfixations, even if they seem nonsensical to anyone but you.

Leave out no detail. Savor every part.

Because you are who this story is about.

You are who this is meant to resonate with.

I want to craft your story, to show you what could be if you learned each twist & turn, what challenges you could face, what wisdom the cosmos have to impart, as a gift.

This, a keepsake you can return to again & again, til you know every bit by heart.

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HOUSEKEEPING

Ensure that you do have a working e-mail address, as this will be how we communicate with each other. Always check spam folders & reach out to me if you have not received confirmation one week after your survey has been submitted.

Please note that this is for entertainment & self-discovery purposes only. I am not giving any legal or medical advice, & this is in no way a substitute for therapy.

You must be 18 years or older to work with me, even as the work is weaving a tale.

Due to the bespoke & custom nature of this service, it is not possible to offer a refund after the survey has been submitted. However, it is possible to cancel your request up to 24 hours after the purchase.

The final product (PDF) will take at least one month (from the date that I receive your survey responses) to be written & crafted. If due to unforeseen circumstances (act of nature, illness, accident, etc.), I am unable to get it to you within this timeframe, I will let you know well before the due date, giving an alternative date as soon as physically possible.

Also, to avoid any iOS fees, purchase through the Patreon website instead.